The makers of this tosh seriously overrated themselves.
They must have thought their lazy and ludicrous plot made their movie as visonary and leftfield as The Matrix, despite lacking any zeitgeist or inner reality, or indeed any sign that it wasn't penned by an eight-year old who spends his waking hours drinking Red Bull and playing Grand Theft Auto.
Perhaps the makers thought parachuting in Angelina Jolie gave it the sexy sassiness of Mr & Mrs Smith; instead, the deathly professionalism needed by the distinguished cast to fulfill their contracts and issue their awful lines with straight faces leaves them no energy for anything more than constipated grumpiness.
Instead of lending this crock the earthy, urban lyricism of Pulp Fiction, the potty-mouthed, witless script sounds like it was penned by Vicky Pollard.
As for its much-vaunted special effects, if your idea of visual flair is endless shots of bullets tunnelling through cerebral matter, then this movie will excite you immensely. Even then, perverts of your ilk will get better value for money from the over-18 content on You Tube.
Worst of all, I rented this turkey and persuaded others to watch it, so there go my voting rights for the next few movie nights.
This crude, lazy effort at a high-kicking, comic-book actioner has only one distinguishing feature; it's somewhat less awful than Shoot 'Em Up and Jumper. Don't waste your time and money on this when you could just watch The Matrix, Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction again, or anything from Hong Kong.
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- 2009-01-10 @ 12:00:16
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- 2009-01-10 @ 12:08:42
A pleasure. I felt it was in the public interest to broadcast the awfulness of this one-legged donkey.
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- 2009-01-10 @ 13:59:09
Thanks for the review of this movie GSmudger. Alas it was too late for myself and the wife...we were the victims of a vicious deception having been told this movie was a 'watcher'. Worst still the 'promoter' brought it into our house to watch with us. About 26mins 25sec in, a suggestion was made to 'switch this rubbish off' but we were too polite to allow this. I did fall asleep after the 30th head exploded only to awake with it still on. Normally I laugh at this low grade movie...this one was so bad that I didn't even snigger.
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- 2009-01-10 @ 15:18:15
Confusedbyzeitgeist, thanks for taking the time to make me feel even worse than I already did about subjecting discerning people to reeking cinematic tripe. Rest assured, with my credibiliy as a seeker-out of quality cinema now imperilled, my choices will from now on be far more painstaking. After all, and in my own humble defence, when Empire gives this dog four stars, who can you trust?
http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/review.asp?FID=133072
technomist
Go, don't hold back. Tell us what you really think.
Thanks for the warning.