The Jeremy Kyle show has taken some flak and for good reason. It may have a gloss of morality about it, but Kyle's manner wouldn't have been out of place at a medieval assizes, where the wretched received their comeuppance from strutting demagogues before a baying pack of their peers. Yet this is commercial television; not a public service, just a consumer product. Drawing in the punters and the advertisers is inevitably more important than the mental health of random members of the urban underclass.

So if the show presents itself as a moral forum, it deserves all the right wing derision and left wing sanctimony that can be heaped on it. But aren't we all guilty by association? In bygone centuries, how many of us would have cheerfully taken the wife and kids to the local asylum to stare at the loonies, or, better yet, to the local gaol to witness a good hanging? Even in our supposedly enlightened times, aren't we all guilty of schadenfreude, whether we're enjoying slapstick sitcom suffering or simply relishing the news stories telling of people other than ourselves dying horribly in plane crashes and other acts of malign fortune. It's a pretty rational human response to see suffering and be grateful or glad that it's not happening to you.

From there, it's only a small step to enjoying the suffering of the wretched as light entertainment. The Kyles and Springers of this world have been unfairly isolated. How dull would The X Factor be if the desperate and damaged were less willing to humiliate themselves for our viewing pleasure? Even compos mentis performers are persuaded to play their bereavement cards to guarantee that emotional money shot. For my filthy, guilty money, lonely eccentrics murdering soul standards is far better value than Timberlake-clones covering them competently.

How would 'You've Been Framed' and 'World's Scariest Videos' fare if footage of nasty accidents happening to people other than us wasn't such good, wholesome fun for the whole family? As for Big Brother, this is nothing more than petri dish television with bacterial life on either end of the microscope. No offence.

So, I may watch Jeremy Kyle in a knowing, ironic, post-modern way, but I'm still complicit. In fact, I'm probably more complicit, because I should know better. Human suffering has always been entertaining, but at least our ancestors were less hypocritical about it. Rant ends.