I don't believe in posting idle chit-chat of no substance, even though you might fairly observe that this is a good description of most of my output to date. In the interests of accuracy then, I'll just say that I don't believe in posting unless I can paint my subjective witterings with a sheen of structure and an impression of importance.
This is a brief apology to my regular readers for my meagre output of late, particularly Mark who likes the sci-fi. I've been busy, sore, lazy and evasive, in that order.
I've also been tempted by the Dark Side in the form of Helium.com. This US website publishes adequately written articles on various subjects or debates, involves contributors in a peer rating system and pays out if you do well. I've submitted nine pieces over the last fortnight, all of which have been rated #1 at some point, and my earnings just exceeded $0.20. I've worked out that if I can pump out 500 decent articles (about 300,000 well chosen words) per day indefinitely, I could make a living from this.
Helium must be the most pious and self-satisfied blog site out there, so much so that it denies even being a blog site. Still, it gives me an excuse to snipe at American cultural hubris. I only hope I haven't made it onto an NSA database as that could put a crimp in our trip to California next month.
I wanted to get back into fiction today, but my new drug regime made this challenging. I've been combining declufenac and cocodamol for 16 months; my body's so used to them that I'm getting all of the side effects and not much benefit. My new plan is to take a hefty muscle-relaxant at night to ensure a proper rest and then get by on paracetamol and machismo during the day.
My new pill, Amitriptyline, does make you comfortably numb but isn't to be recommended if you want to function well enough to drive a car, write a story or speak to anyone before 5pm the next day. I could however manage a splenetic rant of middling quality as a probable farewell to Helium. I also managed a very groggy pilates session before lunch, after which I was lulled into a long doze by the soothing tones of the Antiques Roadshow team. I was hoping my GP would prescribe me Vicodin so that I could model myself on Dr House, but sadly I don't get on very well with opiates; hospital morphine just made me paranoid, sweaty and loud (even more so than usual).
Sorry, this was supposed to be a short note. Thanks for tuning in and normal service will be resumed. Eventually.